May 2012
That awkward moment when you know a word in...
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
normal person: so what do you like to do
me: watch movies
normal person: oh, that's neat, i like watching movies too
me: no you don't understand
funeralfrost:
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
"Why are you single?" →
funniest10k:
I don’t know, ask all the people that won’t date me.
Click here for the funnest blog you will EVER follow
